Adventures in Feldspar
Sensual Elven Bow of Sensuality
Horny elves made this bow. They made it from white material for a reason.
Created to help stop rabbits from ruining farm crops. Turns out it's pretty decent in combat too.
Tome of Gratuitous Aptitude
Ancient elven wizards created this because they kept rolling 19's. I'm not sure what that means.
Wand of Healing +1
Banjo of Scrumtralescence
This banjo used to be played by the once famous Banjo Phil, who now resides in a dungeon for singing a song about the High Wombats mistress. He swore it was just lyrics and that what he was singing about didn't actually happen, but the High Wombat saw …