Adventures in Feldspar
Giant statues of the Mighty Miller, the Bringer of the Light.
Statue appears to be a very large, barbarian type. He has a horned helmet on and a greatsword. He has a handlebar moustache and long flowing hair. There are signs posted that say, “Re-elect Miller as leader. Oh wait this is a oligarchy. Never mind he’s going to rule you either way. Praise Miller, the bringer of the light. And never mind about the High Wombat he’s nobody.”